I’m lousy at StarCraft.
I don’t know why. I’m good at Warcraft, WoW, Diablo, D2, and all the expansions, but when it comes to StarCraft, I do nothing but lose.
No seirously.
Zerg: Everything is lookin’ great, I’ve got a nice li’l base built, and a pile of Zerglings and– BLAM! Six thousand Protoss destroy my base.
Protoss: Everything is going nicely, I’m warping in my first military units — BLAM! Zergling rush!
Terran: Everything is purdy, I hate the Terran, but I’ve got about 10 marines and two Firebats, and am just about to get more — BAM! Attacked by Protoss or Zerg.
And that’s against the CPU in Brood War.
The hell? How am I ever supposed to play online if I can’t even beat a computer? I find StarCraft’s offline story-mode type thingie with the campaign and the like is easy as hell, but the skirmishes? Save me!
–NobleArc, The Lazy Canadian
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